Why Are You So Sad?
***This excerpt is from an advance uncorrected proof.***
Copyright © 2014 by Jason Porter
I was in my bed when the thought came to me: Have we all sunken into a species-wide bout of clinical depression? A severe, but subtle, despondency, germinating in every single one of us. The thought hit me. Smacked me as true. Its flawless pitch rang on and on, adhering to my consciousness like shit on shoe.